HOOKER OFFERED SEX IN EXCHANGE FOR MCDONALD'S CHICKEN NUGGETS

[ReedeFox]

A hooker over in Florida was arrested last week after offering a blowjob to an undercover police officer in exchange for an order of McDonald's chicken nuggets and $25.

An officer went undercover to try and expose a local drug and prostitution ring and ended up being propositioned by hooker Alex Direeno. After a quick chat with the undercover cop, Alex started talking shop and asking what the guy would be willing to pay for sex.

After a few seconds of bargaining the price for the sexual act we agreed that I would pay $25 and get the female chicken nuggets in exchange for oral sex.

What I want to know is why didn't she just ask for $30 and buy her own damn nuggets. C'mon love, sort out your business model!

[StrumSolo]

What I want to know is why didn't she just ask for $30 and buy her own damn nuggets. C'mon love, sort out your business model!

Inorite, it's just one bad decision after another with that there meth.

[ReedeFox]

Fucking crack hoes and their dumb ass negotiating skills

[gymaddict69]

Too be fair, i would have done it for $20 and Mcflurry (the whopper with extra special sauce would already be implied haha). Perhaps she was barred from the local Mcdonalds for propositioning its employees in exchange for fatty, processed food stuffs lol.

[parkaner]

So did she eat them before or after?

[gymaddict69]

She probably tried to eat them at the same time as giving the cop a BJ, Parkaner. I know, a bit of a logistical nightmare. If she wanted to have his cock smell and taste like Mcdonalds chicken nuggets, surely theres an easier method to it haha.