Back to the Mayfair - one simply feels at home.

It might not have the best restaurant in London, but still my favourite hotel by a long way.

The Mayfair also has the best cigar room barr none.

So an evening at the theatre, a late supper at Chiccitti, and back to the Mayfair for port and a Monte Christo.

Makes a chap proud to be British, what !

Bet you'll be glad to get back to Lady Briss's cooking though eh!

I often wondered what you actually looked like Mr Cutler.

Bet you'd still fuck me though wouldnt you you dirty Manc bastard!

No thanks.

Not again, I dont like it when they say yes straight away.

Consent is after all negotiable.