HIPSTER BARBIE MOCKS ALL THE ANNOYING INSTAGRAM TWATS!

[ReedeFox]

We've all seen those fucking annoying Instagram posts of twatty girls showing pics of their tanned legs and new handbags with #blessed next to the photo. Vom! Well this is more of a refreshing Instagram account which takes the piss out of those try hard bellends. Let me introduce Hipster Barbie...


“Waking up at 10am was so worth it to get that perfect light & fog”



“Coffee & Kinfolk. Cuz my lyfe is beautiful”
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“Taking a relaxing bath and feeling SO #BLESSED”

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“It’s like we’re all competing to make the best computer screen saver and the winner gets crowned most authentic”



“So excited for what this week holds for the @socality community. Can’t wait to @Instagram my way through San Diego while building authentic relationships”



“Road trip. Ready for this weekends adventure in the mountains!”



“I believe in the person I want to become”



“Wherever you are, be all there”… But take a picture first though”



“Be the kind of leader that you would follow”




“Could I be any more authentic?!”

[Clitterbug]

Yeah but imagine how big your dick would look next to her, she could post some Instagram pics of herself hugging it like an orphaned Koala.

Even Briss could get undressed in front of her without feeling inadequate.

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Aaahhhhhh