Here’s why you shouldn’t sleep naked

[ReedeFox]

According to a doctor on tiktok, people who sleep naked need to be aware of one gross factor that comes with sleeping in the nude. Dr Anthony Youn calls himself America’s Holistic Plastic Surgeon and he suggests never ever sleeping naked for the following reasons: 
 

The average person passes gas 15 to 25 times a day, and this can happen while you’re sleeping. And a scientific study proved that every time you pass gas, you are spraying a tiny amount of fecal matter.This is true, even if it’s not a real shart. And that same study showed that your tighty whities will catch all of these particles.So for the sake of your bed partner, please sleep with your underwear on.

 How delightful. I doubt it will have influence whatsoever on your bedtime attire so if you want to spray shitty particles all over your bedsheets you go right ahead.

[FantasticMR]

I’m still in adult diapers, my trade years to their toll on me.