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Health bosses suggest couples try glory holes to avoid coronavirus
- Health bosses suggest couples try glory holes to avoid coronavirus
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Health bosses suggest couples try glory holes to avoid coronavirus
ReedeFox > 15/06/2020, 09:30
The New York City health authority dropped some pretty wild advice last week after suggesting that people need get creative with their sex life following the outbreak. With everyone still up in arms about the coronavirus, the New York City health authority released a statement outlining some of their “harm reduction strategies” and their suggestions have definitely caused quite the stir.
They start off by saying “Make it a little kinky,” and suggest people try and “be creative with sexual positions and physical barriers, like walls, that allow sexual contact while preventing close face to face contact.” Erm, be creative with walls??? So a glory hole then?!
Following the advice, people took to Twitter to offer their 2 cents:
https://twitter.com/PeterGriffinAcc/stat...7836843008
Brilliant! The health authority also said that if you do decide to have sex you should wear a mask as it will “add a layer of protection” from the virus. Also Kissing and oral sex is discouraged, with the health authority saying that saliva and other fluids can transmit the virus. Well doesn’t that sound fucking ridiculous. If there’s no oral I ain’t even showing up. Waste of fucking time.
You’ll be pleased to know that after all the restrictions the city is trying to impose on its residents they did say that wanking is 100% safe. Phew!