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Guy proposed to his girlfriend by hiding the ring in his penis & people are confused!

• Guy proposed to his girlfriend by hiding the ring in his penis & people are confused!

• Guy proposed to his girlfriend by hiding the ring in his penis & people are confused!

  ReedeFox > 04/12/2018, 16:32

  As a lover of proposal videos and pregnancy announcements, I’m always on the lookout for a nice heartwarming story to brighten up my day. Failing that, a proposal fail will do just as well, which is why this next story is so intriguing.
  
  
  
  The bizarre story was shared on Facebook where an unnamed woman went into great detail about how her man popped the question using a ring he had hidden in his penis. Here are the screenshots:
  
  
   
  Now I know what you’re thinking - was it under his foreskin?! Around the tip?! How the fuck did he hide it?! Clearly, people were just as confused and the woman was inundated with comments: 
   
  

  Quote:I’m really confused. Is he uncut with a foreskin the size of Canada that he fit a ring inside? Did he put the ring around his penis? I MUST KNOW.

   
  Yup, you and me both, love. He’s either got some baggy foreskin that doubles up as a man purse or he’s got some freakishly skinny helmet that can accommodate a small ring. Either way, it’s pretty grim and I would have told him to shove his propoal up his anus - ooh, there's an idea!

• RE: Guy proposed to his girlfriend by hiding the ring in his penis & people are confused!

  HappyGoLukey > 04/12/2018, 17:33

  Surely he just put around it and she just pulled it off. Surely? Although I have quite a large foreskin. Maybe I should see if I can hide anything under there

• RE: Guy proposed to his girlfriend by hiding the ring in his penis & people are confused!

  StrumSolo > 04/12/2018, 18:30

  (04/12/2018, 16:32)ReedeFox Wrote:
   

  
  Calling bullshit on this.
  
  That is no kind of big reveal for a big-ass diamond.  If they're affording the ring then they're affording a decent camera phone and a suitably aspirational setting to show it off in.
  
  I put it to this forum that it is in fact a cubic zirconia out of the Argos catalogue.
  
  But with this side-bullshit I digress...
  
  The woman doesn't exist either.  It's more likely one of your babe channel twitter types playing out his fantasy of how he'd treat a woman right (and be goddamn treated right himself) if he only he could get a job, get a wash or even just a bedsit that didn't smell quite so much of disappointment.
  
  Alternatively, it's one of the incel lads having a lowkey rage about how women are only interested in material shit.  "This imaginary bitch cooks and sucks dick for stuff!  She is a stupid bitch and I am better off without all these hypothetical bitches."
  
  Thanks for listening.

• RE: Guy proposed to his girlfriend by hiding the ring in his penis & people are confused!

  irishlover > 05/12/2018, 01:30

  Lol it was the woman got down on one knee for this ;they can make up a different story to tell their friends in church.

• RE: Guy proposed to his girlfriend by hiding the ring in his penis & people are confused!

  ReedeFox > 05/12/2018, 17:02

  I like your detective work, Scotty. It really does look like some proper Elizabeth Duke/H. Samuel tat. the dim lighting also looks like that grubby bedsit lighting, or dare I say...hostel. However I do like to believe that somewhere in the world, a guy can hide an engagement ring in his knob.
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