Guy has his penis bitten clean off by tiger shark

[ReedeFox]

A dude had his knob bitten off by a shark while he was out swimming with friends in Brazil this weekend. The poor fucker had popped out for a paddle just off the Piedade beach near Recife, on Brazil’s northeast coast when things suddenly turned into something out of a horror movie.



18-year-old Jose Ernestor da Silva and his friends were in deep water when the attack happened and it was reported that lifeguards told the boys to come to shore right before the attack. The beach had warnings up that there were sharks in the area but that didn't seem to stop Jose and his buddies on that fateful day.


 
Witnesses filmed the moment Jose was pulled out of the water while others tried to stop the blood flow until emergency services arrived. One of the paramedics dealing with the incident said the shark bite had amputated Jose's femur and penis.



He has since had emergency surgery but no one knows yet what this poor sod is going to do for a penis. 18 is when you just start using your dick on the reg, now this guy has to come to terms with the fact that it's gone. Poor guy.

[Hilary Briss]

Well at least the Daily Mail were able to make some cash out of the poor saps misery.