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Guy claims drinking his own piss cured his baldness

• Guy claims drinking his own piss cured his baldness

• Guy claims drinking his own piss cured his baldness

  ReedeFox > 06/08/2019, 10:31

  If you’re an old dude who has managed to bag yourself a young hot girlfriend you’ll pretty much do anything she says to try and keep tapping that tight poon, including drinking your own piss. 
  
   
  
  56-year-old Brian Offenburger, began dating 30-year-old Ruby Karyo 8 months ago and has never once considered drinking his own wee before Ruby suggested it. She raved about the health benefits and even claimed that it could help balding Brian’s hair grow back. Some pretty bold claims there! 
  
   
  
  Ruby has been into the whole piss guzzling thing since she was 19 and swears by my it’s healing properties. Brian was already beginning to go bald when he met Ruby so he figured he had nothing to lose by trying it. Ruby claims that after just two months of drinking his own wee consistently each week, Brian didn’t just stop balding - his hair actually started to grow back. Here’s what she had to say:
   
  

  Quote:We have before and after pictures to prove it. He started seeing the difference about a month ago, after being consistent.

   
  
  
  Ruby doesn’t only drink her own wee, she also rubs it on her face as she claims it’s great for her skin and can improve conditions such a eczema. Now she rubs her morning piss on her face each and every day. Ruby says: 
   
  

  Quote:For the first few days your face might look a bit raw, because all the impurities will come out, but then it will become clear. It’s good for healing scars and pimples.I pee into a travel spray bottle and then spray it into my hands and then rub it onto my face. I also drink about five ounces of morning pee about twice a week.It can lower blood sugar and cholesterol and help diabetes. My skin glows when I use it, I took a break from it a while back and my skin began to look dull. I feel younger and I look younger when I use it.

   
  I couldn’t think of anything worse than walking around stinking of your potent morning wee wee. That shit smells like mouldy sugar puffs. I think I’ll stick to my Aldi moisturiser!

• RE: Guy claims drinking his own piss cured his baldness

  mark.s.. > 06/08/2019, 13:30

  does that make him a pisshead? and she's pissed, off her face. surely they are both taking the piss. they've got no friends but they can always get a job cleaning out sewer pipes

• RE: Guy claims drinking his own piss cured his baldness

  ReedeFox > 06/08/2019, 14:34

  (06/08/2019, 13:30)mark.s.. Wrote: does that make him a pisshead? and she's pissed, off her face. surely they are both taking the piss. they've got no friends but they can always get a job cleaning out sewer pipes

  
  HA! They must have some proper stale-pissy-smelling sex. I wonder if they do the washing up with it too?!
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