Everyone associated with Jimmy's Dildo Emporium is saddened with the news that HM Queen Elizabeth II has passed. As a mark of respect, we will not tweet from this account for the next few days.
A solemn Tony Cascarino is broadcasting on Talksport. Who better to cover this historic event.
Cascarino said: "I had a Chinese delivered just moments after the announcement. It felt wrong and very disrespectful to eat it, so as a mark of respect I threw it in the bin."