GOD IS REAL, AND HES HERE NOW, you just gotta look for him!

[Clitterbug]

After many years in the wilderness looking for a reason to live, a faith, a belief in something bigger better and all embracing, a search for GOD! I finally had my epiphany last night! I finally found GOD! all this time he was hiding from me, just waiting for me to get to my 6th pint of HOBGOBLIN and there he was in the bottom of the glass smiling at me! £8 for 6 ASDA, gonna do the same tonight and talk a load of bollox {as usual} in the chat, then call some poor babe and talk a load of alcohol fueled bollix! Aaaammeennnn!!!