(18/03/2014, 17:59)RussyRover Wrote: (18/03/2014, 16:29)ScottyRampant Wrote: Edmonds'll sort it out.
Fuck me, I had to check the date to make sure it wasn't April 1st!!!!
Love the idea though, be more happy paying my licence fee to Edmonds than the current bunch of arses at the beeb.... and while we at it, let's bring in Dickie Branson, then we could have programming from your virgin aunty...
If Noely gets more involved with Auntie BeeB, he may bring that smash hit with him 'Deal or no Givafuk' how do people find any pleasure in that? i mean wheres the enertainment for you/us the viewer? theres no general knowledge quiz to engage, no physical skills to watch rounding an obstacle course, not even any semi naked totty by the score board, just a gang of random people standing behind a box while the contestant guesses whether box 1,2,3....has a large mount of money assigned to it! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
He would have to rejig it a little though to get past the copy rights, maybe he could get a lorry load of plant pots, on the bottom of each plant pot sellotape a piece of paper with an amount of money written on it, then line up all the plant pots with a pleb behind each one and the contestant can say to each one of them 'Number 1,2,3...I wonder whats under your plant pot? i think youve got the biggest prize under yours coz youve got the same name as my uncle Arthur.
Noel could intoduce the show as Ben {Bill and Ben} and keep saying his catchphrase after every guess 'Flobbberrobberblob' and the audience could all shout 'Whats under the plant pot, Bill or no Ben' commission that fuckwits!