Kerry Katona will play Marilyn Monroe in a new musical

https://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/23418249

There are no words.

For an idea of the sort of level we're looking at here, the writer also wrote 'WAG! The Musical', though you could be forgiven for missing that one.

She will have to get her lardy arse out of Iceland first.

What a PR team this fucking moron must have! She is one of the most horrifying things I've witnessed apart from that time I stumbled upon Briss' mum doing a jug collection down at the boozer but really it's like she's a never ending phoenix from the flames. The flames of course are the ones from the bag of dog shit left smouldering on the door steps of of our EPGs.

The similarity is uncanny! what next Audrey Hepburn the musical staring Whoopi Goldberg!

https://lic.me/thumbnails/1/0/10jpg%20(6).jpeg

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Kerry Katona my arse!

Pashun said: "I needed an actor of huge talent, personality and experience - Kerry was at the top of my list."

Just wow, this is going to be a high class production obviously. maybe this guy is after a more reliable supply for his cocaion habbit and thinks Katona has good contacts?

(24/07/2013, 15:10)clitterbug Wrote: https://lic.me/thumbnails/1/0/10jpg%20(6).jpeg

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Kerry Katona my arse!

Yeah she's ok, but could she do it at an Atomic Kitten gig on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke?

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No She probably couldn't but then can Kerry carry this off?

(24/07/2013, 19:05)ScottyRampant Wrote: Yeah she's ok, but could she do it at an Atomic Kitten gig on a wet Tuesday night in Stoke?

To be fair, neither could Katona half the time. apparently they used to turn her mic of until she had a speaking part of a song :D

also, anyone remember when Katona was actually fuckable, right at the beginning of Atomic Kitten? I still would only because I reckon she's fucking filth