Dunno who's heard about this but rumour has it an England footballer is being blackmailed for 30k after banging a transgender prostitute. People are left scratching their heads as to who it could be and so far these are the top suspects:

Jack Grealish
Known for banging tonnes of birds so maybe he just fancied trying something new. 



Dominic Calvert-Lewin
Likes to dress femme but doesn't necessarily mean he like to fuck trans hookers.


 
Dele Alli
Probably the number 1 suspect according to Twitter. 


 
Ashley Cole
Because who wouldn't want to shag a trans bird after being with Cheryl from Girls Aloud.


 
Marcus Rashford
No idea why his name is floating about but people reckon he might've just banged a trans prozzie to take his mind off his ‘loss of form’ this season.


 
Kyle Walker
Loves hookers in general. He even had them round his gaff during quarantine.


 
Wayne Rooney
This dude has fucked everything so it would be easy to believe he fancied a little dabble with a hot lady who also happens to have a penis.

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Who do you reckon it could be?

Not throwing accusations around but is a shagger of Grealish's standing going to discriminate?

True! I'd personally be commending the dude for giving everyone a fair shot at his knob

Is that the cast for the new Usual Suspect's film as not sure who would play Keyser Soze? Maybe that is who the trans prostitute is playing? To be honest it could be all of the above in a gangbang with said hooker and nobody would be overly surprised. At least whoever it was believes in equal opportunities which is good in these "woke" times!

Grealish was referred to as 'shit headband guy' in that Italy / England Uefa Nations match the other night. I say referred to, it was just by me, to me, in my own head, but 'shit headband guy' nonetheless.