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  Clitterbug > 28/12/2015, 00:18

  You missed out 1 shit in that last message, you should have said 'Fuck me hes well grey now and hes still SHIT in this shit'
  If he was in East Benders he would have been run over outside the Vic by now! just another body to add to the pile of rotting flesh thats died under a car outside that dive! as Babs Windsor used to scream 'Get ahter muy pab, but be careful of rogue drunk drivers culling shit actors at Christmas' :P

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  Jose Mourinho > 28/12/2015, 00:18

  Sorry.. i forgot you love a good bit of Emmerdale :D

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  Jose Mourinho > 28/12/2015, 00:21

  Just for you ;)
  
  
  

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  Clitterbug > 28/12/2015, 00:31

  I bet Gooners got a stall in the market selling dodgy blag Arsenal replica kit and signed pics of Terry Henry he copied on a dodgy printer he bought off Del Boy.

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  gymaddict69 > 28/12/2015, 12:03

  To be fair though, eastenders has moved on now. The pile of corpses is of sch a magnitude outside the vic that a new method of disposal was needed..just a shame that they couldnt get away from a car being involved haha. Now you dont get hit by one, you get squished in one by your friendly walford scrapyard. Would love to feel for fatboy..but we didnt even get to see him squished (bbc lightweights).

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  gymaddict69 > 28/12/2016, 17:23

  Blimey, has it been almost a year since we last discussed this sucky bollocks..think its time to get the Eastenders piss taking going again. What has prompted this..being forced to endure the ever sucky christmas day hour long episode (dramatic dum, dum, DUM'S please haha). And just when you thought things couldnt get any worse, what was the  highlight of this years christmas day eastenders effort..a fucking power cut lol (just a pity they still managed to find some rather conveniently placed, oil powered lanterns s i would have prefered complete darkness haha). What did we have..a black out (which would have been prime opportunity to cop a feel of Whitneys oh so magnificent tits), Phil mitchel turning into the sun, Max the bad penny turning up in dramatic fashion and oh, not forgetting Dot tending to some stray pussy who coincidently had a nibble on stacey's meaty goodness (Oooh Matron hahaha). If it wasnt for me laughing at the concept of Dot getting herself some stray pussy it would have been the same fucking traversty it always is.

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  dony > 02/01/2017, 01:43

  u alot are as crazy as my dad when it come to eastenders, i used to watch it way back in the day but as soon as i found out they tell u what happens in the newspapers i just had to stop watching, seemed pointless at that point

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  vesper.martini.1 > 02/01/2017, 13:57

  Im like eastenders, it improves me with my english and helps me speak like a cock.
  Im like girls on eastenders and fuck with them all but not dot or fat one in queen vic.
  Im like mick carter in queen vic he is hard but funny eastender real character, apples and pears guvnor, and he is great actor.
  Im like coronation and emmerdale also, so i can speak northerner if i go there for to work, i like manchester united, back home i have cantona shirt, only one in village and can speak liam gallagher, manchestot, a pintot largot, mad for it.
  Im like england, hope you like me new rampant friends, i wish we can fuck with all the rampant girls today, all the best for you on new year.
  Bogdan.

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  gymaddict69 > 06/01/2017, 23:35

  Gotta say Vesper, as far as your last senteance goes..especiallly the part in the middle..i'll drink to that me old son. What, Aunt Babe doesnt do anything for you..just me then lol. Oh no, the new yeas day episode, why oh why did that have to happen..by that i mean given Roxy's statement about her boobs getting ready to pop out of that dress..WHY THE FUCK DIDNT THE BBC JUST LET THAT HAPPEN..think of the spike in viewing numbers. Tell ya what, cant recall any woman dressing like that at any wedding i have ever been too..i have clearly been going to the wrong weddings all these years haha. Sadly though, thats not gona be an issue now given *SPOILER* one of the least dramatic soap deaths in, well, as long as i can recall (not that i watch this tripe on a regular basis).

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  gymaddict69 > 30/12/2017, 13:35

  Said it before and i'll say it again..has it reallyyy been almost a year since we last discussed 'Eastenders'..thats an absolute travesty haha. Of course with had the cream of this shows and the bbc's crop come christmas day..and how unintentionally hilarious it was. Ok, granted prgnant girls falling off of buildings suspected to be dead is no laughing matter..so why was i laughing my head off when it happend..probably because of the way they tumbled/flew/jumped/whatever the hell kinda moves those were whe they came of the roof of the vic (Mick should really put up some railings up there or some anti div spikes haha). The actual falling of was not exactly award worthy was it. Still, it was by far the funniest thing on this christmas day (on account of the travesty that was that luke warm at best Mrs Brown's episoode and the what was essentially one long drawn out intro to Jodie Whittaker that was the Dr Who special with the best and only titter worthy gag involving sunglassses being worn indoors..yawn).
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