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Dude with 'world's biggest cock' claims to have banged Oscar winners

• Dude with 'world's biggest cock' claims to have banged Oscar winners

• Dude with 'world's biggest cock' claims to have banged Oscar winners

  ReedeFox > 14/06/2018, 10:04

  A dude claiming to have the world's biggest cock says that even though having a massive dong has destroyed his acting career, it has helped him shag a few Oscar winners.
  
  
  
  47-year-old Jonah Falcon said his whopping 13.5-incher has actually damaged his reputation among film directors, who are put off by his giant member. It ain't all bad though, because Jonah reckons some A-list celebs regularly get in touch with him for sex. err, really?! He said:
   
  

  Quote:It's handicapped my acting because people won't hire me. It sucks - it relegates me into doing smaller parts. Maybe in the UK or Germany it might help my acting career, but here in Hollywood it's a negative.
  
  I've slept with celebrities including Oscar nominees and Oscar winners, but I can't talk about that.

  
  
  
  Jonah admits to being openly bisexual but hasn't confirmed if the celebs are men or women, but does say "it wasn't Meryl Streep". Ah well that narrows it down. It's probably Kevin Spacey.
  
  
  
  Jonah's junk measures 9 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when hard with a diameter of 8 inches. He loves it when pornstars compliment his dick but does admit he has to adapt his sexual positions so he doesn't fracture in knob. Nah, not for me. What's the point in having a big cock if it's attached to a pudding-faced pleb like that. No thanks! He looks proper creepy.

• RE: Dude with 'world's biggest cock' claims to have banged Oscar winners

  parkaner > 14/06/2018, 14:43

  Don't forget, Oscars aren't just won by the leading actors, it could have been The Curious Case of Benjamin Button's assistant lighting crew lead grip's best boy.
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