A dude over in Thailand was arrested last week after cops found over 100 pairs of stolen flip flops in his home. When asked why he stole them all, the guy said he likes having sex with them. Wow, that’s a major foot fetish right there!
After receiving a heap of calls about the missing flip flops, police in Nonthaburi did some investigating and found CCTV footage of a dude hanging outside the victim’s homes where he would wait for them to leave so he could go in and nab their shoes.
The flip flop robber turned out to be 24-year-old local, Theerapat Klaiya, and when questioned as to why he had 126 pairs of flip flops he dropped a huge bombshell - that he likes to shag them. I mean he could have just said he likes wearing them. Was it really necessary to divulge so much info.
Klaiya described how he would wear the flip flops around the house as a sort of warm up, like foreplay I guess. Then he would kiss the most tatty ones before stripping naked and having sex with it. Once he was blew his load all over the sole he’d toss is back in the pile and find a new flip flop to do his dirty deeds with.
What I really want to know is - how the fuck does one shag a flip flop? Do you just stick your dick through strappy part or perhaps Lube up a couple of soles and slap your meat in there likes in a sausage in a bun? I need to know. Any ideas would be greatly appreciated...