Dude with micropenis wants to sue his wife for revealing his secret to the world!

[ReedeFox]

Last week, a story went viral about a new bride who discovered on her honeymoon that her husband had a tiny widge. After asking the Reddit community for advice, she came to the conclusion that her new husband was a bit of a dick for withholding such a vital bit of info. 

 

Well, after the story was shared around the globe, it finally reached the inbox of the woman’s husband, and even though no names were mentioned - he knew it was about him. Oops. Apparently he was so livid after reading the post that he’s now threatening divorce and is even considering suing his new wife for defamation of character. Here’s what the wife told the Mirror: 
 

My husband saw my post and says he wants to leave me and sue me. Says he wants an annulment and is considering suing me for defamation of character. He says it’s only a matter of time before someone leaks his name. He is crushed that I posted about him.

I confronted him last week about intentionally keeping this from me and he said he was sure I would leave him if I knew about the size prior to the wedding. And that he wanted to talk before the wedding but feared it being called off because of his micropenis and said if both families found out/gossiped about it he would be crushed. Which is basically what I did with the entire world via reddit, but he didn’t know this until last night because I never told him that I posted on reddit when we talked

 


Perhaps not the best start to married life. I’m personally laying all the blame on the husband. He said he thought she’d leave him if he revealed his secret. Well yeah, maybe that’s her dealbreaker, he totally should’ve been straight-up about it. I think the moral of the story is - Always try before you buy!

[mark.s..]

at least they know what to buy each other on their anniversary-- dildo for her, tweezers for him. has the marriage been consummated? would she even know?

[parkaner]

If this goes to court, the jury are going to need to examine the evidence, and Mr Micro will be able to fulfil his exhibitionist dreams. Maybe even on camera, depending where they are. This new fame will lead to him being offered a lead role in a series of exploitative pornos, where he will rub bits with such luminaries as Stormy Daniels, which will result in him being invited on to American news outlets and a campaign started to have him run for the presidency. As they say, from small acorns...