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Dude with bionic penis falls into a coma a week after having his first shag
- Dude with bionic penis falls into a coma a week after having his first shag
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Dude with bionic penis falls into a coma a week after having his first shag
ReedeFox > 01/10/2018, 09:28
Remember the dude who was born without a penis so he had to have a bionic one fitted?! Well, he finally managed to have sex for the first time but collapsed right after - Damn, it must've been good!
45-year-old Andrew Wardle’s managed to finally have sex with his girlfriend Fedra Fabian, but no less than a week after their first sesh, she finds him unconscious on the floor. He was rushed to hospital where he remained in a coma for five days. Andrew’s publicist, Barry Tomes explains what happened:
Quote:He had a fever for days and was vomiting. They thought he had a neurovirus.He was supposed to be catching a train down to London to do an interview with This Morning, but Fedra rang to say she had found him unconscious. She was terrified. She has no family here to rely on.They spent the next five days in limbo. He was so ill they couldn’t do any scans. They even tested for pancreatic cancer but thankfully it wasn’t.It’s been quite terrifying. Their biggest worry was that the damage had been caused by having sex.
Jeez, not what you want after waiting 45 years for a shag. Stick to wanking, mate! -
RE: Dude with bionic penis falls into a coma a week after having his first shag
StrumSolo > 01/10/2018, 09:47
Hold up.
He's got a publicist? On account of his struggles getting laid?
Barry Tomes wants to be touting his services on the Rampant forum. Can think of plenty that might need representing. -
RE: Dude with bionic penis falls into a coma a week after having his first shag
ReedeFox > 01/10/2018, 10:13
Right? I thought that too. why the fuck does he need one?! I guess he's a very minor celeb now - 1 notch below Jodie marsh.