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Dude watches 8000 nude movie scenes to rank the dick sizes of Hollywood actors

• Dude watches 8000 nude movie scenes to rank the dick sizes of Hollywood actors

• Dude watches 8000 nude movie scenes to rank the dick sizes of Hollywood actors

  ReedeFox > 18/01/2019, 14:49

  Have you ever just wanted to take a month off work so you can sit in your pants watching Netflix?! Yeah me too. I honestly couldn’t think of a better use of my time and one dude decided to live the dream by barricading himself indoors with nothing but a stack of takeaway menus and his remote control. But he wasn’t just doing it for the sheer fuckoffness of it all, he had a purpose - to see chart the penis size of some of the biggest actors in Hollywood. He managed to get through 8000 full nudity movie scenes and the chart created is pretty darn impressive.
  
   
  
  Poor old Terrence Howard and his small widge. It’s good news for Michael Fassbender though, who apparently had the biggest dong in the biz. Bravo!

• RE: Dude watches 8000 nude movie scenes to rank the dick sizes of Hollywood actors

  parkaner > 18/01/2019, 16:56

  Sure none of them were using body doubles?
  
  

• RE: Dude watches 8000 nude movie scenes to rank the dick sizes of Hollywood actors

  johncack > 18/01/2019, 18:05

  In truth he is an insecure gay man.

• RE: Dude watches 8000 nude movie scenes to rank the dick sizes of Hollywood actors

  mark.s.. > 19/01/2019, 08:47

  Fassbender is german for massive dick.  That's one job  i'll never have, a body double for a penis- unless it's a comedy. It took him months of hard research to get that list correct. he could've made a real cock-up of it. but he didn't balls it up..
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