Dude wakes up to find intruder sucking his toes

Dude wakes up to find intruder sucking his toes
Dude wakes up to find intruder sucking his toes

ReedeFox > 09/01/2020, 11:32

We’re going back to Christmas Eve now where a story has just emerged about a guy who woke up in bed to find a random stranger sucking on his toes. Yup, this actually happened!

The unnamed 24 year old dude went to sleep on Christmas Eve and woke up having his toes sucked by an intruder. The intruder then casually announced that he was hear to ‘suck some toes’ which obviously didn’t go down well with the dude who was rudely woken up, so a fight broke out. During the fight, the intruder managed to grope the homeowner’s knob, but he was able to push the guy outside and call the police.

Unfortunately, the crazy guy then smashed all the windows of the house and ran off before the police had even turned up. He’s still on the loose now, probably sucking someone else’s toes I expect.
RE: Dude wakes up to find intruder sucking his toes

JamezZ > 05/02/2020, 23:38

Just looked up the article. Another fantastic story about 'Florida Man' the stereotypes really can't be avoided.

Something seems extra violating about someone breaking into my house to suck my toes as the sole purpose rather than stealing
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