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Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

• Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

• Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  ReedeFox > 08/04/2019, 13:16

  All robbers are scum of the earth but you’ve got to be a proper cretin to steal from Poundland like the dude in this story.
  
   
  
  Apparently the guy went into his local Poundland thinking that he was invisible and started filling his packets with as much tat as he could get his hands on. After being stopped by security guards, the guy said that he only did it because he believed to be invisible after paying a street wizard £250. 
  
  
  
  May I ask if a street wizard is any different to a normal wizard? I reckon I should go undercover for Rampant TV and test out a few wizard’s services.  
  
  
  
  So after being caught, security clearly thought the guy was a little nuts so rather than press charges, they just made him put the stuff back and leave. He wants to be taking that street wizard to a tribunal! Cheeky cunt!

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  mark.s.. > 09/04/2019, 06:41

  think I've met that wizard, he must have put a very similar spell on me. whenever I try talking towomen, they ignore me and act as if I am invisible. 'poof'

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  FantasticMR > 09/04/2019, 11:04

  Maybe h met this guy...
  
  

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  parkaner > 09/04/2019, 14:50

  I don't think invisibility is all it's cracked up to be. It would be far too easy to get knocked down while crossing the road or get spat on by passers by. Or get sat on by some big momma on a park bench because they can't see you're there.

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  Jester62 > 09/04/2019, 17:59

  Hi There Foxy Lady And All You Rampant Hentai's
  
  Being Invisible Does Not Prevent That Some One From Not Being Able To See,
  Cars, People And The Like.
  Although Closing Ones Eyes Whilst Invisible Prior To Crossing A Road Could Potentially Be Problematic,lol.
  
  Regards,
  Jester

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  mark.s.. > 10/04/2019, 08:42

  what about if you are invisible and cross the road with eyes closed, then get hit by an invisible car being driven by a blind person?  'didn't see that coming'- pedestrian,  'didn't see that coming'- driver.  not guilty--case closed

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  Jester62 > 10/04/2019, 09:58

  Hi There Mark.S And All You Rampant Hentai's
  
  What " If " The " Invisible Police " Were Sitting In Their " Invisible Panda Car " Beside The Invisible Crossing On The Invisible Road, Having Seen The " Invisible Blind Pedestrian Crossing The Invisible Road And The Blind Invisible Driver In His/Her Invisible Car Knock The Invisible Blind Pedestrian Down, Invisible Police Arrest The Blind Invisible Driver - Your Nicked Mate!
  Then Your Off To See The Invisible Court Judge Presiding " Guilty As Charged Case Closed "= Your Going Down Mate, lol
  To An Invisible Prison Cell Mate,lol.
  
  Regards,
  Jester

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  mark.s.. > 10/04/2019, 13:04

  can't see that happening. as the blind girl said to her masturbating boyfriend- 'oh hello dear . I didn't see you come in here'

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  parkaner > 10/04/2019, 14:49

  Besides, even if this guy was invisible to the staff in Poundland, wouldn't all the stolen gear he picked up still be visible? You've got to notice if a multi-pack of monstermunch suddenly floats off the shelf and heads for the door.

• RE: Dude tries to rob Poundland after paying street wizard £250 to turn him invisible

  StrumSolo > 10/04/2019, 15:13

  (10/04/2019, 14:49)parkaner Wrote: Besides, even if this guy was invisible to the staff in Poundland, wouldn't all the stolen gear he picked up still be visible? You've got to notice if a multi-pack of monstermunch suddenly floats off the shelf and heads for the door.

  
  Potentially.  
  
  But once items are concealed under - for argument's sake - a jacket; are they not then part of the overall invisible package?
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