DUDE SNAPCHATS PASSED OUT HOOKER THAT SHIT HERSELF

[ReedeFox]

If you're going to hire a hooker for a stag party you should make sure she's not a booze loving ho that just loves to get hammered. There's nothing worse than seeing a scantily clad woman stumbling around pissed out of her nut...



...actually I can think of one worse thing; a hooker stumbling around drunk before passing out and shitting her pants. The dude Snappchatting this must've been trying hard not to throw up. That's proper runny boozey wet shit that must be permeating the entire room. Nice!

[FantasticMR]

Not just runny, looks like it had a tough cap to start with then once that had been passed the rest just flowed like a river.

What's the correct term for a poo cork?

[ReedeFox]

I know right? Lke she was holding it in all night because she didn't want to stink out the bathroom but then when she passed out it just erupted.

[FantasticMR]

I'm sure this is just one of the few perils one might experience when being a hooker at a stag party. Have you seen 'Very Bad Things'? That does not end well at all for the hooker.