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Dude shares grim pics of 25 year out of date tin of Spider-Man pasta

• Dude shares grim pics of 25 year out of date tin of Spider-Man pasta

• Dude shares grim pics of 25 year out of date tin of Spider-Man pasta

  ReedeFox > 21/04/2020, 08:13

  If you’re well and truly fed up with lockdown you might want to try clearing out your cupboards, you never know what gems lurk in the depths of an old cupboard. Take this dude who goes by the name of Dinosaur Dracula, who went into Narnia and stumbled upon a 25 year old tin of Spiderman pasta.
  
   
  
  Not wanting to waste the opportunity he decided to share the pictures of what he found inside the tin to his Twitter followers and honestly I didn’t realise I’d be this interested but it appears that’s where we’ve got to now. 
  
  

  I put the can opener to work, unsettled by the rust, but emboldened by the lack of noxious fumes. I turn the knob and wince, unable to rule out the possibility that the contents have mutated into something alive & malevolent. (2/5) pic.twitter.com/IBmJXBWZI2

  — Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

  
  
  

   
  

  I carefully remove the mass, which looks like a cross between Big Thunder Mountain and one of those Geonosian hives from Attack of the Clones. (4/5) pic.twitter.com/PIchW9mdMy

  — Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

  
  
  

  
  

  I think I notice something, but consult the label on the can to be sure. Indeed, there's poor Spider-Man, trapped in this godforsaken toxic monstrosity. I'm sorry, Peter. With old pasta comes great instability.
  
  Thank you all for taking this journey with me. (5/5) pic.twitter.com/6UcfRcN9tz

  — Dinosaur Dracula (@DinosaurDracula) April 16, 2020

  
  
  

  
  Well that’s fucking disgusting. I was half expecting it to look completely intact and edible still but It’s just an unforgettable mass of brown. Kinda unsurprising really after a quarter of a century. It looks like it might taste like the burnt scrapings from a tray of lasagna.

• RE: Dude shares grim pics of 25 year out of date tin of Spider-Man pasta

  Troyspunks101 > 11/11/2020, 20:42

  oh right spider man pasta hopefully the person doesn't try eating it don't know why they don't put on cool pictures on the tins now instead of the plain food picture, wouldn't even mind a funny ones. still got the Spiderman shape but doesn't look great inside but what you expected when no one opens in be the expire date.
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