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Dude reckons he found a cat's anus in his tin of beef curry

• Dude reckons he found a cat's anus in his tin of beef curry

• Dude reckons he found a cat's anus in his tin of beef curry

  ReedeFox > 02/01/2019, 14:37

  I’m no snob, but the thought of buying curry or any sort meat in a tin for that matter, just turns my stomach. However, for poor students or guys with a hangover, I guess it’s a right of passage.  
  
   
  
  One dude who will probably be turning veggie after an incident involving a tin of beef curry is 30 year old Andrew Lee from Swansea, who purchased the tin from Tesco for £1.50. Inside he discovered something that looked remarkably like a cats anus. Now I’ve never inspected a cats sphincter but Andrew clearly has and I believe him.
  
  
  
  Apparently, he was so traumatised by the experience that he claims he couldn’t eat anything for two days. Here’s what he had to say about the incident: 
   
  

  Quote:It looked like a belly button or cat’s anus. It was a shock. It’s the first time I’ve noticed something like that before. There was the beginning of a tube then it was cut off. There was a bit of string on it too.
   
  It’s weird. I don’t think it’s fat – it’s super smooth. The texture is like silk. Someone said it could be a blood vessel but do they get that big?I’d already eaten half of my dinner before I found it and I felt sick. It’d been sat on my plate.
  
  I picked it up on the fork first and noticed the colour was different. It was like greyish skin coloured. You could tell it wasn’t beef. Well, it could be beef, but not ‘meat beef’.
   
  Normally you don’t get any kind of fat or anything. I’ve never had anything odd in there before. I couldn’t eat for about two days after that. It’s the first diet that’s worked.
  
  I normally love the beef curry with some jasmine rice and poppadoms. It’s quite tasty. But I won’t be having those tins again and I won’t look at cats the same either.

  
  It does look fucking grim but I can’t say I’m all that surprised. I mean, you aren’t going to find gourmet food in a tin are you?! It’s all the gristle and scrag ends. It sounds like Andrew is trying to milk it a bit to try and get Tesco to cough up some money. Tesco however, claim it’s a blood vessel and not a cats anus. Although both are pretty vile!

• RE: Dude reckons he found a cat's anus in his tin of beef curry

  JamezZ > 11/01/2019, 15:33

  Totally agree with you, what else do you expect. It's universal knowledge that a cheap tin of 'meat' is only going to be the parts they can't sell in any other way. Just like Hot Dogs. Close your eyes or don't buy them at all is usually the best approach

• RE: Dude reckons he found a cat's anus in his tin of beef curry

  ReedeFox > 15/01/2019, 14:32

  Tinned meat is just plain wrong! Hot dogs on the other hand are fucking glorious. However, I do try to avoid 'how it's made' shows about them so they aren't totally ruined for me. 
  
  

• RE: Dude reckons he found a cat's anus in his tin of beef curry

  JamezZ > 21/01/2019, 22:37

  I feel the same way. Will not touch meat out of a tin with a ten foot pole. But a nice hot dog can be really tasty. Probably the most mainstream food that everyone knows is crap but we still all eat them
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