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Dude plans on having a threesome with two female ghosts!

• Dude plans on having a threesome with two female ghosts!

• Dude plans on having a threesome with two female ghosts!

  ReedeFox > 18/02/2020, 13:49

  I know Valentine’s Day has been and gone but I saw this story crop up on my newsfeed and it was too much of a winner not to share. A 35-year-old dude named Gary DeNoia is getting everything most guys dream of and that’s to have a threesome. What a lucky bastard! Except the two female participants just so happen to be ghosts. Erm, ok!
  
   
  
  Apparently Gary has been in a relationship with a spirit named Lisa for the past year and on Valentine’s Day she surprised him with the offer of a threesome. Here’s what Gary had to say: 
   
  

  Quote:We both think that going out on Valentine’s Day is overpriced and overrated. We have a tradition. At night we make popcorn and ice cream sundaes. 
  
  Then we watch our favourite movie, which ironically is Ghost. I know… we’re so corny. We can’t help it. Afterwards we make love on a bed of roses. The roses stay on the bed when we go to sleep, so we wake up to the smell of flowers.
  
  This year we’re getting kinky. We’re going to have our first threesome. Lisa has recently befriended a female spirit and I thought it would be fun to bring her over and spice things up.
  
  I’ve never had one before. Not even with two living women. I’m a little nervous, so needless to say there will be a lot of wine involved to loosen me up.And it was Lisa’s idea for the threesome. She’s confident in the way I feel about her and we our both very sexual and know we would be comfortable having sex with another spirit without any emotional attachment.
  
  Her only rule is she doesn’t want me kissing her friend Sadie, which I am totally okay with!

  
  
   
  Wow. I mean it’s psychotic but if the dude thinks he’s having a threesome who am I to rain on his parade. I hope he has a great time with his imaginary fuck buddies!

• RE: Dude plans on having a threesome with two female ghosts!

  Hilary Briss > 18/02/2020, 13:51

  I thought everyone did that ?

• RE: Dude plans on having a threesome with two female ghosts!

  FantasticMR > 18/02/2020, 14:20

  I've even penned a book on the topic under a pseudonym.
  
  
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