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Dude jailed after spunking in co-workers water bottle
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Dude jailed after spunking in co-workers water bottle
ReedeFox > 01/10/2020, 11:39
A dude has been arrested after spunking into a colleague’s water bottle and rubbing his jizz all over her desk after she rejected his advances. Yikes. I can probably name a few people who look like they could be guilty of something similar. My Uncle John for a start.
30-year-old Steven Millancastro, was convicted on assault and battery charges after he used his jizz to get revenge on a woman for turning him down. Apparently Millancastro was ‘obsessed’ with his co-worker and asked her out on a date but she said no, and that’s when all the jizzy weirdness started. Millancastro then started incessantly staring at her to the point where she had to go to the boss and ask him to have a word. That clearly didn’t do much because the woman had to then file a complaint with the HR department.
Shortly after that the woman came into work to find a cloudy substance in her water bottle. After checking CCTV they discovered that Mr spunkalot had been waiting until the woman left the room before wiping jizz-filled tissues all over her keyboard and mouse. Police also discovered Millancastro’s semen in her water bottle and a bottle of honey she put in her tea every day. Whoa.
Here’s a picture of Millancastro working his side hustle as a DJ. What’s his DJ name? DJ Jizzfest?!
Millancastro’s lawyer said that although his client’s behaviour was “highly inappropriate,” he said he was only retaliating against the woman over the HR complaint. Ah that’s ok then. It’s totally cool to get someone to unknowingly inject your jizz so long as you feel you’ve been wronged by them. Jesus! Lock that fucker up. -
RE: Dude jailed after spunking in co-workers water bottle
FantasticMR > 01/10/2020, 11:41
I'd say we've had a few of them at Rampant towers.