Dude hospitalised with 3-day lob-on after taking bull sex stimulant

Dude hospitalised with 3-day lob-on after taking bull sex stimulant
Dude hospitalised with 3-day lob-on after taking bull sex stimulant

ReedeFox > 14/01/2020, 13:00

A dude from Mexico has had to have emergency surgery after taking a stimulant which is meant for breeding bulls which left him with a rather painful 3-day-long erection. Apparently the guy had a date with a younger woman and wanted to show her a good time.

According to the hospital, the man bought the pills from a farm in Mexico where the farmers use the pills to encourage mating between their cattle. Pretty dumb right? However, this isn’t the first time some pleb has taken pills meant for an animal, and even though all the dudes survived, some actually had to have their knobs amputated. Ouch!

So if you’ve got any problems staying hard, your best bet would be to go to an actual doctor who deals with humans and not dick around with vet meds & risk your cock falling off.
RE: Dude hospitalised with 3-day lob-on after taking bull sex stimulant

parkaner > 14/01/2020, 15:19

Has he not seen A Serbian Film? Definitely don't want to mess around with bull viagra.
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