Dude has whole fish removed from rectum after 'accidentally' sitting on it

Dude has whole fish removed from rectum after 'accidentally' sitting on it
Dude has whole fish removed from rectum after 'accidentally' sitting on it

ReedeFox > 09/06/2020, 10:52

You would think people would have learned by by now not to jam things up their asshole that don’t belong there but apparently not, because some dude has had to go into hospital with a whole fish stick up his rectum. Mind you, he did say it was an accident. I don’t know how much I believe that though.

When the dude attended Hospital in China’s southern province of Guangdong, he told doctors that he had ‘sat’ on the fish and that it magically slid up his ass. Hmmkay! Doctors did an X-ray and discovered the skeleton of the dead fish but there was no way of removing it out of his ass because the bones would literally rip small intestine to shreds. Instead they had to cut up his abdomen to safely remove the fish. Damn, that’s a lot to go through for a few minutes of anal fun.

Apparently the smell of rotting fish was so horrific in the operating room that some the doctors almost threw up. Might I suggest just buying a dildo next time, or at a pinch, the handle of a hairbrush!
RE: Dude has whole fish removed from rectum after 'accidentally' sitting on it

FantasticMR > 09/06/2020, 11:05

Could have been worse...
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