DUDE GETS STABBED AFTER BEING MISTAKEN FOR A NEO-NAZI

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The last thing you'd expect to happen when you're just popping out for a milkshake is to get brutally stabbed by a maniac who thinks you're a neo-Nazi. That's exactly what happend to this poor fucker who was just getting out of his car after pulling in to the Steak ’n Shake in Sheridan, Colorado.



Joshua Witt, 26, was understandably shocked when he saw a dude running towards him with a knife, but Joshua reckons he knows why he could have possibly been mistaken for a neo-Nazi. He says:

I had just pulled in to the parking lot of the Steak ’n Shake in Sheridan, and was opening my car door. Then all I hear is, ‘Are you one of them neo-Nazis?’ as this dude is swinging a knife up over my car door at me.
I threw my hands up and once the knife kind of hit, I dived back into my car and shut the door and watched him run off west, behind my car.
I was more in shock because I was just getting a milkshake.

Joshua says he has no tattoos that would suggest he's a fascist but after sharing his ordeal on Facebook, his mates have said the only reason he might have be mistaken for a neo-Nazi is his haircut. Yup, apparently if you have long-on-top, buzzed-on-the-sides haircut then you're a dirty fascist. After his close shave (pun intended) Josh has decided it might be time to change his look.




Eeesh, poor guy. His haircut is shit but I don't get 'neo-Nazi' from it. He just looks like evert twat is London to me!