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Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

• Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

• Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

  ReedeFox > 04/01/2019, 13:01

  A 40-year-old man has had to have emergency surgery to remove a can of Glade air freshener from his asshole after a sex game with his wife went horribly wrong. Yikes
  
   
  
  Francisco Moscoso was rushed to the Puello Hospital in the capital of the Dominican Republic after he couldn’t retrieve it the massive air freshener can from his anus. Apparently Francisco asked his wife to shove big up there during sex which she happily agreed to. What an obliging woman.
  
   
  
  Local media reported that the surgery took around two hours and went without a hitch. The doctor who performed the surgery said that although shoving a can up there was bizarre, he had seen worse over the years, with some people sticking aubergines, plastics toys and all sorts up their butts. How about we all just stop sticking things up our asses that don’t belong there. Then we won’t have to keep having these embarrassing trips to the hospital.

• RE: Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

  FantasticMR > 04/01/2019, 13:33

  I don't know what I came here expecting to find.

• RE: Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

  StrumSolo > 04/01/2019, 14:13

  A hefty unit for sure.
  
  Though, on balance, probably less catastrophic for yer man's innards than a plug-in.

• RE: Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

  ReturnOfDeMac > 04/01/2019, 14:14

  silver lining - his farts smell great

• RE: Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

  mark.s.. > 05/01/2019, 02:55

  perhaps he should try a can of mortein  insect repellent. he will enjoy it AND would keep the flies away.

• RE: Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

  irishlover > 06/01/2019, 00:17

  Lol what sort of person buys apple and cinammon air fresheners ;that is even worse than farts.

• RE: Dude gets glade air freshener stuck up his ass

  JamezZ > 22/01/2019, 22:50

  The wife did it, not even him. No nervousness or tentatively putting it in there seeing if he likes it. She just picked it up and shoved it in full throttle. I think she might actually be showing him how thrilled she is to do it
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