It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt - is the sentence repeated by parents literally everywhere. Most of the time no one gets hurt, which I’m sure pisses all those parents off because it further highlights how full of shit they are. However, the dude in today’s story could’ve taken heed of that advice.
The story hails from East Kilbride, Lanarkshire, and involves a kitchen porter who had a broom literally stuck up his asshole where it perforated his guts after a chef’s prank went horribly wrong. 29-year-old Gary Trice, fucked up his new colleague’s anus with a broom handle while trying to copy something he had seen on the Facebook page ‘on the tools’. He told newbie Lewis Mitchell, 21, to fetch some cupcake holders from the top of a fridge and then placed the broom underneath him. When Lewis lost his grip on the fridge he landed on the handle which pierced his ass, went through the intestines and stopped just short of his stomach. Ouch
Lewis immediately rushed to the toilet at the Scottish soft play centre where they worked and saw blood literally gushing out of his ass. He was in such a bad way that he couldn’t even start his second year back at uni because of the chronic pain and problems he suffered after the incident. Lewis ended up suing the soft play owners and won a six-figure settlement of more than £250,000.
Chef Gary later appeared in court where he admitted reckless conduct and was ordered to complete 220 hours of unpaid work. Damn, talk about a prank gone wrong. I kinda feel bad for the soft play owners, they probably had to shut the business down after shelling out £250k, all because their chef was a dickhead.