Imagine queuing up for your Egg Mc'Muffin only to be greeted by a big floppy cock?! Not really a sight you want to see first thing in the morning. That's what early morning customers and staff at a McDonald's in Edinburgh were treated to when a young dude strolled in half naked, and waving his knob about.
29-year old Ryan Dolan, walked into the St Andrew Street branch around 5am and stood about two metres away from the counter. Suddenly he drops his trousers, wops his cock out and starts doing a little dance. Here's what a member of staff had to say about the bizarre incident:
Quote:He pulled his trousers back up again, but then jumped across the front counter into the staff area. Dolan was told to leave, but took his trousers and pants off again. He grabbed his penis and started to play with it, pretending to serve customers and started dancing again, carrying out helicopter-like moves with his penis.
Eww. What a freak. He was later fined £500 and charged with public indecency, which sounds pretty lenient considering he got his dick out in a restaurant where kids and teen go. Should've given the drunken weirdo some jail time.