I have an older brother so I’ve been involved in some pretty brutal fart attacks in my time. He used to fart in his hand and throw the eggy waft of air in my face which was bloody horrific. He’d call it buttercupping which is far too pleasant a name for such a savage act. However, nothing is quite as bad and locking someone in a room filled with hot fart, which brings me to the most brutal fart attacks in history.
The story comes from Japan where a woman is just having a good old time, belting out some tunes in karaoke booth, only to have some dude come along, fart in her booth and hold the door closed, leaving her inhaling the stench.
Not cool dude, not cool. He wasn’t even brave enough to face to music. The coward just farts in her booth and makes a run for it. I would have chased him down and guffed right in his eyes!