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Dude ends up with 7-inch bottle in his rectum after using it to scratch his anus

• Dude ends up with 7-inch bottle in his rectum after using it to scratch his anus

• Dude ends up with 7-inch bottle in his rectum after using it to scratch his anus

  ReedeFox > 20/12/2019, 14:49

  No one likes an itchy bumhole, but it’s pretty easily rectified with a finger or a bit of vigorous wiping. However, one dude in China must have had an itchy anus like no other as he decided to use a 7-inch bottle to scratch the itch, before 'accidentally' losing it up his ass.
  
   
  
  The unnamed 60-year-old turned up at Dongguan Hospital of Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine, complaining of discomfort in his abdomen, where doctors discovered the bottle. Apparently it was a bottle of Florida Water cologne, which is used as perfume, hand sanitiser and insect repellent. Wow, that’s pretty versatile. That shot does e everything! However, anus scratcher doesn’t appear to be one of them.
  
   
  
  Speaking to the local paper, Dr Jun revealed how the patient explained the misplacement of the bottle. He said:  
   
  

  Quote:The patient told me: 'My abdomen hurts. There's something inside. I can't poo or fart.' The entire glass bottle was inside his rectum. I could feel the bottle under his abdomen. He said his anus was itching. He said: 'I was very uncomfortable, so I bought a bottle of Florida Water and began scratching the itch. Then the bottle accidentally went up my rectum.'

   
  Dr Jun did point out that there are better ways of dealing with an itchy anus but obviously when you’re dealing with a patient with a massive bottle up their ass, you’re kind of past that point. Dr Jun eventually managed to remove the bottle by anaesthetising the man from the waist down, tying a metal wire around the centre of the bottle and yanking it out through the dudes rectum.

• RE: Dude ends up with 7-inch bottle in his rectum after using it to scratch his anus

  StrumSolo > 20/12/2019, 15:00

  And on that note... 
  
  Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!
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