DUDE DUMPS GIRLFRIEND AFTER SHE SENDS HIM A 'POOING SELFIE'

[ReedeFox]

Someome needs to sit this dude down and explain to him that girls shit too. This guy recently took to Reddit to share his disgust after receiving a Snapchat from his girlfriend of two years. His girlfriend thought it would be funny to send her man a photo of her on the toilet taking a dump (it is a little funny to be fair) but he didn't find it so amusing.

The guy was upset because apparently he had it in his head that girls don't poo and he felt like his girlfriend lied to him. Check out his full post:

I can’t believe what just happened to me. I really don’t have any idea of what to do. My girl and I have been dating 2 years now and she has told me she doesn’t poop. My last girlfriend had the worst dumps and I told her from the jump I would never and will never deal with that again.
I would rather die. Now after 2 year she sent me this picture on Snapchat. Like really? A picture of her pooping. At first I thought she was just kidding or going number 1 but this is cleary a shit. I didnt know what else to do so I dumped her and moved all of her stuff out into the lawn. She is staying with friends right now anyway since we have been fighting. Think it was eaiser this way since she is nothing more than a liar.

This is the offending photo the guy was talking about.



If this guy is seriously trying to find a girl who doesn't shit he needs to get out his credit car and go buy himself a blow up doll because that is the only way he's going to find his 'dream woman'. What a crazy bastard! Sadly the post has since been removed from Reddit which is a shame as I wanted to see the comments from people laying into him. What a fucking pleb!

[FantasticMR]

I think it's a lot to want a girl who doesn't shit, I'd say damn near impossible. Finding a girl who doesn't send you a picture of her shitting is an absolute must though.

[Hilary Briss]

I'm with the fagfax.

Its not as if the dude want a bird that does not shit.

Reede, how would you feel if I sent you a picture of me crimping a length ?

[ReedeFox]

Hmm, I dunno Briss, lets find out. Curl one out and buzz me over a pic

[Hilary Briss]

Hmm, I dunno Briss, lets find out. Curl one out and buzz me over a pic

Consider it crimped.

[FantasticMR]

[gymaddict69]

The guys of his rocker..seriousl dude, you need to chill out and lighten up. Shows she may have a slightly warped sense of humour but im kinda based as my sense of humour is just as twisted (me and my work colleagues forveer sending simaler pics to each other for a laugh).