So last week I wrote an article about a guy who didn’t wash his knob and this week it’s all about dirty fannies. Today’s story comes courtesy of E4’s Sex Clinic where a woman wanted advice on how to rid her muff of a pungent fishy odour.  



Speaking to the TV sexual health expert, the woman, known only as Nunu, said she knew she was suffering from a condition called bacterial vaginosis (BV). In case you’re unaware of what BV is - it basically makes your fanny smell like Billingsgate market at 5pm. 

 

Here's what Nanu told the health expert:
  

Quote:That’s how I know I’ve got it because of the fishy smell, but also when I forget to wash my vagina. It’s terrible, isn’t it?

After Nunu casually dropped the bombshell that she just ‘forgets’ to wash her vag, the health expert seemed pretty surprised and asked how she could forget such a thing. Apparently it’s because she’s had decided to be celibate for 6 months so just didn’t bother to wash. Pretty grim really. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a right grubby cow when I’m not getting any action, but I still wash my fanny. All I can say is; I feel sorry for the dude who comes face-to-face with her cod-wallet. If you want to see the actual clip from the show, click the link because I can't seem to upload it to the forum: https://lic.me/u/2n2kr

which came first? her being celibate and forgetting to wash fanny or forgetting to wash fanny , so now she has no choice but to be celibate.