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Dude caught wanking in leisure centre shower blamed it on living with his mum
- Dude caught wanking in leisure centre shower blamed it on living with his mum
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Dude caught wanking in leisure centre shower blamed it on living with his mum
ReedeFox > 04/11/2019, 13:33
A dude who was caught tossing himself off at his local leisure centre told police he only did it because he lived at home with his mum. I don’t really see how those two things are related because surely he’s got his own room he can carry out his wanking in?! It’s not really a great excuse.
56-year-old Adrian Venables recently appeared at Chester Magistrates Court charged with an act of outraging public decency. Documents show that Adrian was seen ‘performing a sex act’ in the showers at Northgate Arena Leisure Centre in Chester when two 18-year-old bits walked in and clocked the dirty bastard with his knob in his hand. Here’s what prosecutor, Rob Youds, had to say:
Quote:One of the boys said the male (Venables) was in the shower and started ‘playing with his bits’.
The male looked away at one point and was washing his chest and then started again.
He appeared to be looking around to check no one could see what he was doing.
He said he wasn’t aware anyone could see he was until police told him.
Venables later turned up at court with his mum and sister which is a rather bizarre considering the nature of why he’s there but hey, we all need a bit of moral support. When Venables was asked why he was wanking in a public place he said he couldn’t do it at home because he lived with his mum and didn’t want to be disrespectful. Erm, so wanking yourself off in the showers of a public leisure centre was the best option?! I could literally think of at least ten better places to pull your dick out. Jesus, even a public loo would’ve been better, at least he would’ve had his own cubicle. Also, if he’s 56, his mum must be at least 75 so she’s probably too dodery to notice her son having a sly one anyway.
Venables was ordered to serve a community order for 12 months, fined £100, and will have to pay court costs of £85 and a victim surcharge of £85. Should’ve just used your showers at home mate, it’s cheaper!