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Dude caught shagging a pile of leaves in Beefeater car park!

• Dude caught shagging a pile of leaves in Beefeater car park!

• Dude caught shagging a pile of leaves in Beefeater car park!

  ReedeFox > 01/11/2019, 14:32

  What’s not to love about autumn - the baggy jumpers, golden leaves and the run-up to Crimbo, it’s just glorious. However, some people seem to love it a bit TOO much, like this  dude who was literally caught with his pants down shagging a pile of leaves.
  
   
  
  26-year-old Michael Golsorkhi, from Manchester was apparently off his face on a cocktail of booze, weed and coke when he was caught half naked and going at it with a pile of leaves. It all happened in the Beefeater Pub car park in Stockport when staff at the nearby Premier Inn spotted someone lurking in the bushes. Michael was apparently hiding for at least 10 minutes before sheepishly coming out of hiding when police arrive.
  
   
  
  Michael told officers he was ‘mortified’ by what he did after video footage of him sticking his dick in the pile of leaves was shown at Stockport Magistrates’ Court. Yeah, that would be pretty mortifying to be fair. Heres what Magistrate Edward Tasker told Michael: 
   
  

  Quote:Think about your life. Make sure you do go out and seek help. Unfortunately for you, it is you who have found yourself in this position.

  
  
   
  Here’s what a Premier Inn staff member had to  day about what they saw: 
   
  

  Quote:We saw a white male with his trousers down and we could see his bum. 
  There was nothing between me and this male, he was about a car length away from me and he appeared to be having sex.
  At one stage I shouted to him: “What are you doing, you dirty bastard” and he then leapt up, pulled his trousers up and sat in the bushes

   
  It must’ve been an awful thing to witness but you must admit, it’s pretty comical. Michael was later jailed for 8 weeks for his little leafy indiscretion and I do hope he keeps shtum to the other prisoners about why he’s banged up. It’s not a crime that gives you street cred is it?!

• RE: Dude caught shagging a pile of leaves in Beefeater car park!

  StrumSolo > 01/11/2019, 14:37

  There but for the grace of God go I.

• RE: Dude caught shagging a pile of leaves in Beefeater car park!

  Hilary Briss > 01/11/2019, 15:36

  (01/11/2019, 14:37)ScottyRampant Wrote: There but for the grace of God go I.

  
  Yes, but one day they will catch you.
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