Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse

Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse
Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse

ReedeFox > 19/12/2018, 13:54

I know it can get pretty frustrating when you’re sitting at home alone with the raging horn, but most people just stick on some porn and have a wank. However, the dude in this story had other ideas about satisfying his urges, as he recently broke into a funeral home to shag a corpse. Grim

23-year-old Khurum Shazada from Birmingham decided to break into the Co-Op Funeral Home on November 11th, and have it off with one of the bodies. Here’s what the police statement said:

Quote:An unemployed Birmingham man has been charged with sexual penetration of a corpse and trespass following a break-in at a Co-op funeral parlour in Great Barr on Sunday 11 November. Khurum Shazada, 23, appeared at Birmingham magistrates’ court on Wednesday 21 November and was remanded into custody.

Eww, that’s absolutely horrendous. Imagine if that was your nan?! You’d be livid. The guy is due to be charged soon so let’s hope he gets a decent amount of time behind bars for being a twisted freak.
RE: Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse

StrumSolo > 19/12/2018, 14:12

And a very Merry Christmas to you too Reede. Keep them festive fun vibes coming!
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FantasticMR > 19/12/2018, 14:17

(19/12/2018, 14:12)ScottyRampant Wrote: And a very Merry Christmas to you too Reede. Keep them festive fun vibes coming!

Festive can be depressing too, be careful what you ask for.

And please try to listen to the lyrics for as long as you can.
RE: Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse

StrumSolo > 19/12/2018, 14:27

(19/12/2018, 14:17)FantasticMR Wrote: Festive can be depressing too, be careful what you ask for.

And please try to listen to the lyrics for as long as you can.

Anyone know of any decent 'BAN PORN' petitions?
RE: Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse

ReturnOfDeMac > 19/12/2018, 14:48

Just..
RE: Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse

FantasticMR > 19/12/2018, 14:55

(19/12/2018, 14:48)danniii Wrote: Just..

That was the stuff of nightmares even before she started singing, then it got worse. I'll be using it as a response sometime over the festive period or maybe as standard issue replies on anything Grand Duke says.
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mark.s.. > 21/12/2018, 06:17

is this the same sick bugger you mentioned a while back, who has a thing for geriatrics? maybe this is the next step, ok when nearly dead, even better after death. or he thinks- a kiss brought sleeping beauty out of her coma- therefore a root will revive...….
RE: Dude breaks into funeral home and shags a corpse

JamezZ > 11/01/2019, 16:01

Shame I didn't see this thread until now. That television x Christmas song would have been great to have on while the parents were over, very festive
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