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Dude arrested for shagging & jizzing on stuffed 'Olaf' toy
- Dude arrested for shagging & jizzing on stuffed 'Olaf' toy
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Dude arrested for shagging & jizzing on stuffed 'Olaf' toy
ReedeFox > 25/10/2019, 13:25
A dude from Florida (obviously) has been arrested after he was caught shagging a stuffed ‘Olaf’ from Frozen snowman toy in front of a whole heap of horrified shoppers in Target.
20-year-old Cody Meader apparently grabbed poor Olaf off the shelf, casually put him on the floor and started shagging the you in the middle of the ship floor. If that wasn’t bad enough, Police before putting it back on the shelf and then grabbing ‘a large unicorn stuffed animal’ which he also jizzed on. Jesus, how much jizz had this dude stored up?!
In court, Cody admitted to doing ‘stupid stuff’ which included him ‘nutting’ on the toy. Eww. According to Cody’s mortified dad, Cody has ‘a history of this type of behaviour’, and has actually been arrested before for the same thing, except that time he grabbed a stuffed animal off the shelf at a book shop and wanked with it. I just don’t get the appeal with stuffed animals?! Why doesn’t he just buy himself a Fleshlight?! I just hope the toys he jizzed on were promptly incinerated before some kid was gifted the sticky toy for Crimbo. Grim! -
RE: Dude arrested for shagging & jizzing on stuffed 'Olaf' toy
Jackdalad > 27/10/2019, 17:36
What a disgusting individual, I'll assume he couldn't afford the toy which is a relief because just imagine the havoc this sicko would cause if he could afford a ticket to Disneyland! -
RE: Dude arrested for shagging & jizzing on stuffed 'Olaf' toy
ReedeFox > 29/10/2019, 14:02
I dunno dude, it probably would've been better if he'd have bought it and sodomised it in the comfort of his own home -
RE: Dude arrested for shagging & jizzing on stuffed 'Olaf' toy
Hilary Briss > 29/10/2019, 14:06
Bloody bummers.