DUDE ARRESTED AFTER JIZZING IN BOSSES COFFEE

[ReedeFox]

A 38-year old man who spent four years working as a personal assistant to Ms. Linda Moore, executive president of the DANCO engineering firm has just admitted to jizzing in her coffee.



Lewis Williams' job as Ms. Moore’s assistant was to take phone calls, arrange her schedule and bring her a cup of coffee every day when she arrived at work. After a disagreement with his boss one morning, Lewis admitted to a roomful of colleagues that he's been jizzing in her coffee for years. Grim. Brian Little, an intern who witnessed the entire scene, said Lewis showed no remorse whatsoever:

He almost looked proud when he told her "I've been eating your shit for four year, but all this time, you've been drinking my cum". He then smiled and explained everything.

Lewis said to his co-workers that he's been putting “extra cream” in Ms. Moore’s coffee every day for years. After he confessed, his colleagues called the police and Lewis was swiftly arrested. He now faces years in prison for sexual assault. I mean yeah, it's pretty vile but the punishment does sound a little harsh. Surely we've all wanted to spike our bosses coffee with some weird concoction at some time or another.

[FantasticMR]

Look at that face! Would you hire him to organise your personal and work affairs? I'm not saying she had it cumming (thank you) but she should have probably done a bit better in the vetting process.

[ReedeFox]

Yeah, he doesn't scream 'personal assistant' does he. I bet the boss was a bitch though. I've never had a nice female boss. They've all been cunts