Dude arrested after getting noshed off by random on the train

[ReedeFox]

An Aussie dude is in deep shit with his girlfriend after being caught getting noshed off by a total random he met on a train platform. Classy!



Shane Brennan was just going about his business while waiting for a train from Port Kembla to Wollongong when a woman approached him. She told him she was horny but he ignored her thinking she was crazy and jumped on the train carriage, which happened to be empty. The woman joins him in the empty carriage and apparently starts frigging herself off right in front of him and as Shane clearly has zero will power he claimed 'one thing led to another' and he allowed to woman to gobble him off.



Er, how do you go from thinking a woman is total batshit to letting her nosh you off? I know guys love blowjobs but any woman who gets her fanny out in public clearly isn't of sound mind. 

Once everything was done and dusted, Shane starts pouring Coca-Cola on his privates to get it clean (I guess it works with toilets) and then got off the train. According to the train company, there was a 'large and disgusting' liquid mess on the floor. So the bitch wanted to suck a random dudes cock in a public place but swallowing was beneath her?!



CCTV cameras on the train captured the whole thing and authorities eventually caught up with him and arrested him. When officers handcuffed him on the platform, he told them:
 

I got a blowjob on the train and I was rinsing my cock off.

What a fine gentleman! Shane was later charged with wilful and obscene exposure and offensive behaviour in a public place. The worst part about the whole thing was when he had to tell his girlfriend and mother of his three kids what he'd done. He said:
 

I'm in strife. She's not happy! I didn't know they had cameras all throughout the train. She was the one masturbating. If she didn't offer me nothing I wouldn't have fucking done it. I can't help myself.

Yeah, you're completely innocent in all of this!

[FantasticMR]

I dunno, maybe the train scene (00.28 secs in) in Nymphomaniac Vol:1 made him think he had an alibi, "Weren't my fault love." Washingyour nob in cola though, that has to be the grimiest thing about this story.

[gymaddict69]

Train firm was probably more peturbed about having to clear up the sticky mess than the incidet itself. Besides, maybe the sticky mess was the coke. Not exactly the best of defences fella..that said i suddenly feel the urge to take a train ride down under. Whats worse afterall..a blowy on the train or getting fucked by the train (companies)?

[ReedeFox]

So after the story came out about Shane Brennan being arrested after he got noshed off on the train by some slapper, people were asking why the woman involved didn't charged. Y'know, equality and all that. Well, you can put your pitchforks away, because she has indeed been arrested.




According to the local news, the woman, named Chantell Gordon (shoulda known she'd have a chavvy name like Chantell), has been charged with obscene exposure and offensive behaviour. Not only that, but police have revealed she has a history of this sort of behaviour. Dirty mare.
Apparently, Chantell is so familiar to local police that officers were able to identify her in a recent theft case from the victim's description of a woman looking like 'a dirty old junkie hooker'. yikes! Sadly there's no photo of Chantell. I know, I'm as upset as you are.



When Shane Brennan described the woman to police, their first suspect was Chantell. I guess there aren't too many dirty junkie hookers offering free blowjobs roaming about. After Shane received his gobble, he was caught on CCTV rinsing his cock in Coca-Cola to clean it before heading back home to his girlfriend and the mother of his three kids. I'd be fucking livid if I was his Mrs and my bloke had not only taken a suck-job off some random, but a dirty and unattractive random. That's a low blow. Literally!



I doubt Chantell's court appearance will do much to deter her from doing this in future. It sounds like she does this shit all the time. She was once caught having sex with a man in Port Kembla in the middle of the day. When asked what the hell they were doing they told police: "Just having a little fun before we die." Nice! Classy bunch!