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Dude almost wanks himself to death

• Dude almost wanks himself to death

• Dude almost wanks himself to death

  ReedeFox > 07/09/2021, 12:45

  A guy over in Japan had a rather unfortunate masturbating incident which resulted in him nearly dying. The 51-year-old man literally nearly wanked himself to death after he suffered a stroke mere minutes after blowing his load. Doctors it was the kind of stroke that is often triggered by having sex or in this case, masturbation.
  
   
  
  The guy said he was instantly struck down by agonising headaches after he ejaculated, followed by bouts of vomiting and dizziness. A CT scan showed that the man had a bleed on his brain which turned out to be the type of  life-threatening stroke that was caused by a blood vessel rupturing in his brain. Apparently it can be triggered by physical exertion e.g. wanking. Thankfully the guy lived to tell the tale and after 2 weeks in hospital he was back to tugging himself off, albeit a bit more gently this time!

• RE: Dude almost wanks himself to death

  StrumSolo > 07/09/2021, 13:08

  Go hard or go home.
  
  Rampant TV forum heads, the bar has been raised.

• RE: Dude almost wanks himself to death

  FantasticMR > 07/09/2021, 13:22

  Thought Briss had made the news.

• RE: Dude almost wanks himself to death

  spitefulI > 07/09/2021, 13:38

  I mean of all ways to go, must be one of the more pleasant ones.

• RE: Dude almost wanks himself to death

  FantasticMR > 07/09/2021, 13:51

  (07/09/2021, 13:38)spitefulI Wrote: I mean of all ways to go, must be one of the more pleasant ones.

  
  I can’t find “L is for Libido” short film from the ABCs of Death but should you ever source it it will change your mind.

• RE: Dude almost wanks himself to death

  burns72 > 07/09/2021, 15:31

  There are many guys on here not mentioning any names that must be contenders for death by masturbation, there are even some wankers like LordAugustusMinge that I am surprised haven't ended up in the ground thanks to the madness that they spread on the world, chatbox, social media and on the forum. Over the years many of the ladies have caused me to get to near death experience with the calls and cams, lucky I must have a fews lives.
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