Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook

Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook
Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook

ReedeFox > 15/06/2018, 13:17

Last week we had the dude who uploaded a picture of an item he was flogging on ebay that had his laptop in the background displaying porn.

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If that guy taught us anything it's to look over your photos very carefully before uploading them. I know it's annoying to photograph and list your old tat that you want to sell, but it's always worth taking the extra time to make sure your junk, and by that I mean your cock, is in shot.

The story of today's massive photographic error comes courtesy of a guy who wanted to sell his microwave on one of those 'for sale' sites on Facebook. He cleaned it up real nice so it was gleaming and sat back and waited for the buyers to flock in. Apparently though, his cleaning skills were too darn good because he accidentally ended up snapping a pic that included a refelection of his dick. The pic shows him resting on the floor and was posted to a private Facebook group in Taiwan where he included the caption: "Brand-new microwave, appliance cabinet size, never used. Pickup or meetup both possible. Yeah you're sure to get some sort of pickup after that ad.

The dude had a few funny comments including "I suddenly feel the need to buy a microwave" and "That's one clean microwave door." It sure is! I wonder what wattage it is. I'm in the market for a new microwave.
RE: Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook

StrumSolo > 15/06/2018, 15:28

Anyone else not actually seeing a dick?

Anyone else questioning the direction their life has gone in after spending 5 minutes trying to spot a reflection of a dick in a microwave door?
RE: Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook

parkaner > 15/06/2018, 15:35

As PJ Harvey once shouted - "You Exhibitionist!"

ps, why is the microwave on a tv stand?
RE: Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook

StrumSolo > 15/06/2018, 15:39

(15/06/2018, 15:35)parkaner Wrote: As PJ Harvey once shouted - "You Exhibitionist!"

ps, why is the microwave on a tv stand?

Looks more like a swivel office chair to me. Not that that makes any more sense, mind.
RE: Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook

Jester62 > 15/06/2018, 19:01

(15/06/2018, 15:39)ScottyRampant Wrote:
(15/06/2018, 15:35)parkaner Wrote: As PJ Harvey once shouted - "You Exhibitionist!"

ps, why is the microwave on a tv stand?
Looks more like a swivel office chair to me. Not that that makes any more sense, mind.

Hi There Scotty & Parkaner.

1) Yes It's True " This Man Has No Dick " lol. ( Quote : Ghostbusters 1984 )

2) Swivel Chair It Is,lol.

And Yes- I Did Question Why I Was Looking For The The Non Existant Dick In The Microwave Glass Door,
But I Put It Down To Been Generally Inquisitive.

I Especially Like The " Novice " Flaws They Make Whilst Filming, Without Themselves Catching On lol.

The Foxy Lady Sure Comes Up With Some Weird And Unusual Stuff.

Regards Jester
RE: Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook

Outlaw87 > 15/06/2018, 23:52

I think the main question has to be, why the fuck is the dude naked, while taking the picture?

Surely this is just some kind of publicity stunt?, as even the bluntest of knives would have known, shiny surface = reflective
RE: Dude accidentally posts picture of his dick while selling a microwave on Facebook

irishlover > 16/06/2018, 00:23

Love to take some pics like this to put on ebay
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