Here we go again - another fuckwit trying to fuck something that isn’t designed for fucking. This time we’re in Thailand where an unnamed man’s penis began to decay after he got it lodged in a metal pipe for 5 days and only sought help when the pain became too unbearable. Damn, how the hell did he even manage to sleep?!
The 21-year-old man was apparently super horny so he slipped a sock over his knob and then jammed it into a metal pipe and just began pounding away. Problem was, after he’d blown his load, the blood couldn’t flow back from the tip so he was left stuck with a swollen cock that he was unable to free.
After five days of agony, the guy was like ‘this is enough now’, so he finally took himself to hospital where paramedic Akachai Buapathum and his team spent three hours cutting the pipe from the man’s penis. Here’s what Akachai had to say about it:
Quote:When I first saw his penis it was already swollen.The bolt and nuts he put on were 3mm thick and we had to cut them open with a small blade.We used 25 blades and spent more than three hours on the operation.The man had been experimenting with adding a black sock to his sex toy, but this was one of the reasons that he was stuck.
Yup. It’s not the fact he was sticking his knob in a metal pipe but that he used a sock. So next time you want to bang a pipe, exhaust or another metal contraption - go bareback!