Dude’s dick shrinks by more than an inch after contracting covid

[ReedeFox]

A dude has revealed that his knob has shrunk  by over an inch since he contracted covid. Jesus, is there any part of our anatomy that covid hasn’t affected? It gets worse though because, according to doctors, anyone suffering from penis shrinkage due to Covid may never get the original size back. Yikes!

 

The guy, who didn’t want to be named, probably out of fear of being ridiculed by has mates, rang in to a podcast where he explained that his dick was above average size before covid. Now he’s saying it’s dropped go well below average. He said. 
 

I'm a heterosexual man in my 30s. In July of last year I contracted Covid and was very sick. When I got out of the hospital, I had some erectile dysfunction issues. Those gradually got better with some medical attention, but I seem to be left with a lasting problem. My penis has shrunk. Before I got sick, I was above average, not huge, but definitely bigger than normal. Now I've lost about an inch-and-a-half and become decidedly less than average. It's apparently due to vascular damage, and my doctors seem to think it's likely permanent. 

 
A urologist chimes in to offer the dude some rather unhelpful insight: 
 

It is true that having erectile dysfunction leads to shortening. You have this period of time where the penis is not stretching itself out, where it’s not, you know, getting all this full blood into it, and that can lead to scarring of the penis and shortening of the penis.

 

Cheers doc! Real helpful!

[FantasticMR]

I just want to be left out of the press and your article about my plight is the least sympathetic of all of them, Reede!