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Drunken dude wakes up to find his "mates' have tattooed 'Nonce' on his forehead

• Drunken dude wakes up to find his "mates' have tattooed 'Nonce' on his forehead

• Drunken dude wakes up to find his "mates' have tattooed 'Nonce' on his forehead

  ReedeFox > 03/12/2020, 14:30

  A dude woke after after a monster drinking sesh only to discover that his "mates" had tattooed a set of cock and bollocks and the word “nonce” on his forehead.
  
  
  
  34-year-old labourer Edward Murray, said he only had ‘several beers’ (and the rest, mate) with his workmates and passed out for 5 hours. When he woke up, he went to the bathroom and that's when he noticed his newly acquired ink. He ended up having to cover up the offending ink with a skull & crossbones tattoo which I guess is a mild improvement. 
  
  
  
  Poor Edward needs to get himself some new mates.

• RE: Drunken dude wakes up to find his "mates' have tattooed 'Nonce' on his forehead

  parkaner > 03/12/2020, 16:15

  Could he not have turned it into a Beyonce tribute? Too late now, bet he has a wardrobe full of caps.

• RE: Drunken dude wakes up to find his "mates' have tattooed 'Nonce' on his forehead

  sins_of_the_daughter > 06/12/2020, 13:34

  You need some new 'friends'

• RE: Drunken dude wakes up to find his "mates' have tattooed 'Nonce' on his forehead

  Troyspunks101 > 10/12/2020, 14:11

  lol so funny. I got to feel sorry for him but not a lot he can't do anything about it now, I get the feeling he's going to need a hat now but all he can do it take on the chin lol. Yeah not good mates but many he should try washing it off many and see if comes off. I get the feeling he won't be talking to them again any time soon.

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  FantasticMR > 10/12/2020, 14:23

  Bloody hell, why not wear a cap until he can get it removed rather than that awful cover up?

• RE: Drunken dude wakes up to find his "mates' have tattooed 'Nonce' on his forehead

  Jackdalad > 10/12/2020, 15:16

  That has to be the worse words you could get put on your forehead. But he out doers himself by getting possibly the worse tattoo as a cover up. All the worse because of his receding hairline, once its all gone it's gonna look twice as bad. He should've just got a laser removal treatment.

• RE: Drunken dude wakes up to find his "mates' have tattooed 'Nonce' on his forehead

  Troyspunks101 > 23/12/2020, 13:13

  Yeah not nice lol. Yeah I did it does look alot better in one way but I don't even think he wanted a tattoo there and yeah your right it going to make things horrible down the line as he gets older, only thing he can do is get a bigger tattoo or just put up with it and not sure if it a possible now he does this to it, maybe he didn't think about getting laser treatment but not sure how that would look on his head.
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