Doctors remove foot-long aubergine from guys intestines after he shoved it up his ass

Doctors remove foot-long aubergine from guys intestines after he shoved it up his ass
Doctors remove foot-long aubergine from guys intestines after he shoved it up his ass

ReedeFox > 08/06/2018, 10:02

A guy had to have emergency surgery after getting a foot-long aubergine stuck in his intestines after he shoved the fruit up his ass to 'help him go to the toilet'. That's what laxatives are for mate.

Apparently the 50-year-old dude had been constipated for several days and was desparate to get his bowls moving. He thought the veg would expand his colon, allowing him to take a shit with ease but it backfired massively. The 12-inch aubergine got stuck and stayed there for TWO DAYS! Fuck me, imagine have a 12-incher up your ass for two days. He only went to the doctors after he started throwing up and suffering severe stomach pain. Scans showed the veg had travelled up his large intestine and lodged itself at an angle in his abdomen. Ouch.

Medics treating the man did manage to get the aubergine out whole, and said that the fruit was so far up his body that it caused lung inflammation and a ruptured bowel.

Wow. The fucking size of that thing! Let's hope the dude managed to take a shit after all that.
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