It can't be a coincidence that on the same day the BBC sacked Jeremy Clarkson, they also announced that the former Coventry and Aston Villa striker would be joining everyone's favourite daytime property auction show.
Seems a bit like they're trying to bury bad news... SUPER SUCESSFULLY! It doesn't appear the most obvious fit, sure, but who'd have thought Pat Nevin would be an in-demand DJ on the indie disco circuit? Who'd have had Sol Campbell pegged as a potential Tory MP?
Sometimes it's best to stop trying to make sense of this crazy world we live in and just enjoy the ride...
Proof.
Dion's delighted, the BBC are delighted, so should you be.