DEEP SEE DIVERS DISCOVER DICK-SHAPED FISH IN AUSTRALIAN OCEAN

[ReedeFox]

Australia is home to some of the most terrifying creatures on earth, and if you thought that those were only land creatures you'd be mistaken. The sea critters are pretty bloody horrific too. Check out some of these creepy little buggers that were recently found by deep sea diver, including this penis-shaped worm.  



It doesn't only look like a dick but it acts like one too, as it can contract it's long head inward when scared and make itself appear smaller like a peanut. This next creature is the bioluminescent shark. I wouldn't fancy having those little serrated teeth sinking into me.



This spiny crab is actually kinda cute.



This little beastie has no eyes and looks a little bit like a diseased-ridden cock.



This red Coffinfish looks really depressed. They just hide out under the sand until they see something they want to eat.



This Spiderfish just looks like a really happy lizard with shit eyesight.



These little sea pink pigs are the ocean’s vacuum cleaners and use their tube like feet to move across the abyssal mud, hoovering up microorganisms.



I think it's safe to say I won't be swimming in the sea when I visit Australia next year.

[FantasticMR]

Someone better warn Kanye! He's a gay fish that loves fish dicks.

[gymaddict69]

Christ, a few of those look like the stuff nightmares of made of (the bioluminescent shark..what a evil looking little shit that is). The Spiderfish doesnt exactly look too friendly either..would probably shat myself if saw one of those swimming towards me. Thats it, im officially staying out of the ocean (the fact that i cant swim is neither here nor there lol).